Sarah: Welcome to...uh, The Hairy Chest Files of Ticky? You really want me to say that?
Ticket: Yes.
Sarah: Alright. Welcome to the Hairy Chest Files of Ticky. A.k.a. Ticket's diary. God knows what he's talking about half the time. If you manage to figure it out, PLEASE tell me, I'd love to know. Actually, I wouldn't. Sooo...don't even worry about it. This is probably the only webpage he'll ever have and I'll have to keep a close watch on it to make sure he doesn't go around posting porn or something. Go ahead and click the links and leave him a comment. He loves comments. Now, to hand it over to my dreanged...friend.
Ticket: Hi, my name is Ticket. Click the links or else I'll PEE on you! PEE PEE!